Trump the Chump (Part 2)

He was designing it to spec.

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The client is always right.

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Where is the justice in using a man’s own words against him?! /s

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Jurors are hearing from Jennifer Weisselberg, a one-time Trump family confidant embroiled in a bitter divorce who explained how the real estate mogul ordered his top finance executive to dodge taxes and cook the books.

Asked about the investigation outside the DA’s office at 12:30 p.m., Weisselberg told The Daily Beast that ā€œsomething has changed and it’s up-leveled.ā€

ā€œIt’s bigger than any taxes, paper, insurance, banks, insurance… it’s bigger than money,ā€ she said.

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Tell Deon Cole GIF by Team Coco

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I’d probably be more excited about new of upcoming action, if there hadn’t been people screaming wolf from the rooftops and street corners for years, with no sign of a wolf. A couple of puppies, maybe, but no wolf.

Stop telling us over and over and over again that there’s a really big wolf that you can’t show us yet. Just release the damn wolves already.

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I was thinking more along the lines of


But I’ll take what I can get over years of breathlessly hollow promises of imminent justice.

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That second, older bison coming up at the end has me assuming the wolves didn’t succeed after all.

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Justice click baitā„¢.

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Just saying.

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That one’s in the commuter lane.

He knew what he did!

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Oh, that wasn’t part of the first gif!

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We’ve only known he was laundering money since about 2015. Took them long enough!

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I was hearing stories back in the late 1970s - early 1980s about Trump from friends in NYC and NJ whose families worked in certain industries.

This ain’t news.

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Hopefully they assign more people than the IRS.

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Accountant GIFs | Tenor

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Truth. I heard he was mobbed up, but the first I heard of specific money laundering activities was when Rachel Maddow did a segment on how he mathmarically had to have laundered money for a Russian oligarch through a real estate deal in Florida. Basically, 45 bought a small mansion for a few million dollars, faked ā€œrenovationā€ on it, then sold it for a hundred million dollars.

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Yes and.

https://twitter.com/petestrzok/status/1635972772349329408

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