Itās false that Trump did more for black people than Lincoln, itās false that Trump did more for black people than anyone except Lincoln, and itās even false that Trump did anything positive for black people at all. So why not pick the falsehood that sounds the best? 
Creep suffers creeping burnout.
No stamina.
Itās tough when you no longer have access to the White House Pharmacy handing out drugs like candy on Halloween.
yet all we ever hear about is how āsleepy joeā canāt pay attention and sleepwalks through every day.
i wish this was actually snark, but here ya go, in case /S
When youāre real desperate to get out of debt.
Honestly, thatās probably true. He has the bulk to steamroll a lighter man if his opponent isnāt a trained boxer himself. But then again, fitness to serve as president isnāt determined in the boxing ring
Bond, no Bond?
Yeah, but his ability to recognize faces is almost nonexistent. Heād end up punching his own cornerman (Rudy, naturally.)
Itās really hard to imagine Trump throwing a devastating punch. Maybe he could use Homer Simpsonās tactic of waiting until his opponent gets tired of punching him, and then pushing them over? Except that involves him being patient, which seems really hard to imagine too.
And the bulk to steamroller himself, if his opponent sidesteps. That weird stance that he has doesnāt suggest much stability, especially when heās in motion.
