Bond
No Bond
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“… no, Mr. Bond, I expect you to default” 
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Yeah, i cannot express how much i feel for his poor lonely ass. Seriously, i cannot. Quantifying feelings is tough, and attofucks are still too big by orders of magnitude. Maybe Planck’s fuck? I know, how 'bout atto-planckfuck? Maybe?
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Feelings are ultimately based on electrical currents, right? So maybe we can measure them in terms of flux. I believe my concern for Trump amounts to no more than about 100 amperes for an entire hectare of area. Or, to use the abbreviation: hA / ha.
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If this is the meme, I can see it really rankling Trump.
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Sounds like that is the one, yeah. I was hoping for something Trump-in-prison related, but as long as it made him mad.
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"Ms Gifted, is it true that your tumblr posts about the former president include a tag identifying him as, “merkin von bankrupt”?
“It is true.”
“Why do you use this tag?”
“He’s been through multiple bankruptcies, including casinos, something which no one thought was even possible, and well, a merkin’s a toupée, only it’s used…”
“That’s enough, Ms Gifted. Next potential juror, please.”
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They didn’t even enter your exhibit into the record!
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Those fucking assholes!
grumble grumble mumble mumble
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One potential juror ruled out on Tuesday was a man who recently shared an AI-generated video of Trump saying “I’m dumb as fuck,”
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I was just looking for that video, but found this instead:
These jokes ranged from the caustic to the crude. “I don’t think this is what they meant by Orange is the New Black,” read one post shared by a jury candidate’s husband around 2016 and which featured a photo of Trump and Barack Obama.
“Trump invites the Thai boys to the White House, and the boys request to return to their cave,” read a joke shared by another prospective juror, referring to the young soccer team rescued in Thailand in 2018.
“I’m dumb as fuck,” an AI-version of Trump said in one video shared by a prospective juror about two weeks ago. (After admitting they found the video funny, this person was dismissed for cause, but the other two described above ultimately made the jury—no doubt much to Trump’s annoyance).
Emphasis mine. Also:
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Wow. I’m pretty amazed they’re up to seven already. I figured they’d be lucky to clear one juror a day.
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This is the first time I have ever envied anyone facing jury duty selection.
I have quite a few of my own that would disqualify me:
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