Trump to sign social media executive order, after lashing out at Twitter

Oh cripes. I thought the Stormer went onto the Dark Web after Cloudfare dumped them. Will this Executive Order force Cloudfare to resume service?

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:sweat_smile:

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They’re still out there on the clear web, just like Trump is still there in the White House.

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Maybe he’ll assign the job of cleaning up the Internet to Jared.

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He’s just creating new realities of desperate and low at this point.

I will say at this point I am quite certain until the day I die and for many hundreds of years afterward I don’t think the Earth will create someone this fucking childish, petty, ignorant, worshipped by morons, and somehow elect them to the highest office again.

I just can’t even conceive of how this perfect shitstorm could ever happen again and that’s the only hope I have to finding a bottom to hit to make this idiocy stop

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Smell likes a grown ass tyrant to me.

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I’m hoping his executive order is under 280 characters.

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jw6kF41

The SUPREME COURT will save us!!! Oh, that’s funny! Tell us another! LOLz!

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Dolt 45 can’t go to the Thunderdome because of his bone spurs.

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Barr, McConnell, and the SCROTUS have set the precedent. Anything he does is legal and justified

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Every report I have about Adolf Hitler is that he was similarly ignorant, petty and worshipped by morons, and there’s less than 90 years between similarly dubious electoral victories. Fortunately, Trump isn’t as competent and his hiring practices are far worse.

Yeah, yeah, Godwin’s Law. I stand by this one.

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Godwin himself suspended it for these wacklefucks. You’re good.

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But… making a lot of bluster and then not actually doing anything substantial is his modus operandi…

Yep. Apparently it’s not being drafted through the usual channels - it’s just some garbage that some immediate Trump lackey threw together and will end up being unenforceable nonsense.

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I hope you’re right. It feels like instead we’ll somehow get someone so much worse that we’ll look at Trump’s presidency as quaint, in the same way Bush Jr.'s is compared to Trump now. But I guess things can only get worse so many times before civilization collapses or all human life is extinguished, so hopefully those scenarios aren’t the bottom we’re going to hit.

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He should hire this crack legal team as outside counsel.

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This reminds me of a song by James Brown:
“Talking Loud and Saying Nothing”

HIT IT!

Like a dull knife
Just ain’t cutting
Just talking loud
Then saying nothing

Just saying nothing
Just saying nothing
You can’t tell me
How to run my life down
You can’t tell me
How to keep my business sound

You can’t tell me
What I’m doing wrong
When you keep driving and
Singing that same old money song

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More like an executive odor, amirite? I mean, this crisis actor in chief is just making another stink.

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I knew just what video that was when I saw the title … but you picked one that cut off the ending!

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