Trump wants to buy Greenland. The country

[ficuswhisperer]

I’d make a joke about Trump taking the Greenland strategy in Risk literally, but somehow I doubt he’s ever played a board game more complicated than Candy Land.

[simonize]

@bheerssen

If he were interested in adding a state to the union to bolster his legacy, he could recommend Puerto Rico or the District of Columbia. I think we both know he won’t do that.

Has anybody told him that Greenland is NOT full of blond people?

[Nightflyer]

@Papasan

By a show of hands: Who’s tired of this mofo tRump?

[vermes82]

Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 10, 2016

Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 11, 2016

[ficuswhisperer]

Since Greenland’s size is grossly overstated by the Mercator projection, maybe this gif will put the fear of god into Trump.

[gracchus]

@ficuswhisperer

I’d make a joke about Trump taking the Greenland strategy in Risk literally, but somehow I doubt he’s ever played a board game more complicated than Candy Land.

After reading this article, I don’t knock Candy Land any more. This game represents more human decency than has ever been present in that bloated orange case of arrested development.

Candy Land Was Invented for Polio Wards

[mr_raccoon]

It also has value when considering bio-defense

Greenland

[jerwin]

@bobtato

I’ve always wondered how one says “fuck off, you embarrassingly deluded non-wealthy turd-gurgling half-decomposed reindeer taint” in Danish.

Not Danish. Greenlandic

Greenlandic language

[NativeSpeaker]

Fishing rights. Control of arctic resources. Shipping.

[anon63137394]

There’s so much going on. This is just a distraction. He can just go jump in one of Greenland’s lakes.

[mous]

yeah, Greenlanders will totally jump at that fat chance for sure

[Professor59]

Wait - picking random Americans off the street is what he’s already doing!

Especially randomly brown ones…

[babVU98i]

Not to worry. Deutsche Bank will fund any crazy scheme Donny comes up with.

[Artor]

And you know where he grabs those models…

[Artor]

Seriously? The flooding from that alone could drown New York.

[ChuckV]

[John_Bau]

Please keep you president for yourselves, we dont want him over here in Denmark!
(Oh! and in danish “fuck off, you embarrassingly deluded non-wealthy turd-gurgling half-decomposed reindeer taint” goes something like “Skrid, din fede lille narrøv!”)

[tsath]

Well, we know he likes ICE

[tsath]

@John_Bau

(Oh! and in danish “fuck off, you embarrassingly deluded non-wealthy turd-gurgling half-decomposed reindeer taint” goes something like “Skrid, din fede lille narrøv!”)

What a remarkably compact language

[euansmith]

Nah, mate, Greenland is going to be a Slave State (which makes them Republican these days).

@Papasan

By a show of hands: Who’s tired of this mofo tRump?

@mototom

The article I saw claimed he was interested in the natural resources and liked the legacy of adding a state to the union. What a buffoon.

I guess that Greenland is a prefect source for natural resources; unlike the Middle East and South America, it shouldn’t be too hard to round up the population and throw the place open to strip mining.

@pbasch

On the other hand, when the ice melts we will discover an entire ancient civilization…

@John_Bau

“Skrid, din fede lille narrøv!”

Blimey, Danish appears to be a very concise language… (Quick Google Translate later) ah, you paraphrased the statement. I like it. It is pithy and to the point. I thought that, maybe Denmark had a word for “half-decomposed reindeer taint”.