Trump's "Immigrant Crime Stories Round Up" lists the latest crimes committed by immigrant gangs


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/02/14/trumps-immigrant-crime-sto.html

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH Trump’s White House keeps tabs on the horrible crimes committed by immigrants and the criminal gangs they form.


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Correction: the ringleader didn’t just “admit to” assaulting women, he bragged about it.


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Trump: “They let you do anything.”
Women: “Times up, asshole.”


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I love Ruben, but this one didn’t really work - not enough immigrants. Sebastian Gorka, maybe?


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Yeah, where’s Sebastian “gun criminal” Gorka, wanted by the police?


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So Trump’s sex life in 60s and 70s was like Vietnam? His heel spurs stopped him getting involved?


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Then there was the German immigrant who ran a whorehouse. Oh, wait. That was Trump’s granddad.


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Can we sing instead of clapping? I know the perfect song!

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye.


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