Trump's "Immigrant Crime Stories Round Up" lists the latest crimes committed by immigrant gangs


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Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH Trump’s White House keeps tabs on the horrible crimes committed by immigrants and the criminal gangs they form.



Correction: the ringleader didn’t just “admit to” assaulting women, he bragged about it.


Trump: “They let you do anything.”
Women: “Times up, asshole.”


I love Ruben, but this one didn’t really work - not enough immigrants. Sebastian Gorka, maybe?



Yeah, where’s Sebastian “gun criminal” Gorka, wanted by the police?


So Trump’s sex life in 60s and 70s was like Vietnam? His heel spurs stopped him getting involved?


Then there was the German immigrant who ran a whorehouse. Oh, wait. That was Trump’s granddad.


Can we sing instead of clapping? I know the perfect song!

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye.



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