Yeah, I was taking a shot of whiskey anytime a Trump pundit defended the administration’s choices as simple common sense. Luckily, my friends intervened.
7 Likes
El Chapo is available as well. And possibly a better choice.
2 Likes
It’s not hard to be smarter than a 20-something college dropout who’s been literally given everything he has and has never really had to work a day in his whole life.
4 Likes
This is one of the few things I am certain he cannot be, due to the 22nd amendment. There will be at least one other president before this guy can run even in principle. That is, unless Trump makes himself President for Life and makes this guy his successor somehow, but in that case I’m fairly comfortable saying “the United States of America” no longer exists in any meaningful sense
I have
that we need a federal “drug czar”.
2 Likes
Assistant Drug Czar, or Assistant to the Drug Czar?
It’d be hilarious if Trump employed John McAfee.
That guy knows who to kill, who not to kill and where to put your ssh keys.
1 Like
FTFY
(padding)
1 Like
A fox for every henhouse, a gator for every swamp… A bull for every china shop?
4 Likes
But…organised a golf tournament - that’s bigly experience right there!
1 Like
i call it the dunning–killer effect. what you don’t know could off somebody.
1 Like
I’d pay good money to watch him and Jared bareback each other.
Ok, he might know absolutely nothing about drugs policy, but from most of his other picks, I was expecting an actual drug dealer to get the position, so this is really a step up.
4 Likes
You did see the bit about how ‘the family firm’ was done for processing illegal steroids?
6 Likes
Who cares if I’m qualified to be an assistant dog catcher, they obviously didn’t.
2 Likes
If you put a 24 year old in charge of billions, he’ll be an addict within 6 months.
2 Likes
Where do you think El Trumperino scores his grass, man?
4 Likes
This topic was automatically closed after 5 days. New replies are no longer allowed.
