Trump's shocking new wife revelation: Did he replace Melania with Mercedes? [Update: he was referring to Mercedes Schlapp]

I’m sure whoever this Mercedes person is is very nice, but I prefer Tiger Van.

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His “Rosebud” moment?

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Not lately. It was noted when he was complaining about Haley’s husband (on active duty in the National Guard) wasn’t at her rallies.

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When his word salad descends into cerebral scrabble…

SockPuppet

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Or Unimog!

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Mercedes is a not unusual Hispanic name. Weird choice for a slip up if he’s calling his wife that. Or if that’s the name of his new partner.

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In another report, Biden is old. /S

The media is hellbent to make this a close race while in reality, it’s between an old guy but otherwise normal vs a fascist wannabe that’s 4yrs younger with onset dementia.

My username says it all.

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When was the last time Mercedes fka Melania was seen in public with him?

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If you were Melania, would you want to be seen in public with him?

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Only if it was required by the prenup.

Which it probably is.

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If they go full woke and make us change our name, I’m voting for Transylvania. For many reasons.

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So, either “rational” insults or mind wandering.

Eventually he’ll get to the point where the latter will impact the former. “Toothpaste Hillary”; Twelve-Noon Joe"; and “Lymph Schiff”.

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He grabbed her with his tiny hands, but we just can’t kill the beast.

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What I can’t unseen…

saturday night live snl GIF by HULU

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Trump is dumb enough without making up this nonsense.

He is addressing one of his campaign people at the front of the stage who is named Mercedes and he is observing to her that the crowd’s reaction was good.

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My grandfather called me and my sisters by the names of various nieces and nephews (always the same one for each of us) from when we were born, so it started at least 20 years before he died, without it ever developing into anything you’d otherwise consider dementia symptoms. No idea why, it just was. Not really what I think is going on here, and not really something I’d want in a president regardless. My point is, even the best-case scenario for what’s going on is not good.

That’s less bad that dementia, but still pretty darn bad for a president. You need to know what information to share and reveal in what contexts, how candid and familiar to be with a given audience at a given time. Not that Trump ever showed the ability to do that, but unless your pet names are a matter of longstanding public record it’s not a good sign (sadly the only example I can think of right now is Pence calling his wife “mother”).

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I doubt it, but if so, it would be in character for him to name her after a fancy car. Since before they married, he’s used her as a prop to show off his supposed wealth, power, and masculine prowess.

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Yeah, this has me thinking it’s something he calls her when he’s pissed off at her or (perhaps more likely) has obviously wronged her. Or maybe it’s like “Rosebud.”

I got a bumper sticker that says “Yr Mom 2024” if you got $5…