Tucker Carlson says fathers should attack school staff

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His dad would have likely had one of his hired hands do that. I will agree that his dad wouldn’t have cared if his hired hand was put in jail.

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Hey Tucker…

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Hopefully if he ever tries it himself, he gets it right in the roasted peanuts, then arrested.

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How badly would that interact with Republican calls to arm teachers and security guards (who would almost certainly be called to the scene if someone was attacking school staff)?

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But, who will think of the mothers?

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I really actually grew up in the country Tucks pretends he did, in a medium-sized, industrial middle-American city, with short-tempered working class dads and the like. No dad ever punched out a teacher or school administrator. You know what the dads did do, though (and moms)? They told us: when you’re in that school, the teachers (etc.) are our stand-ins, so listen to them like you would us and do as you’re told. With very, very few exceptions, parents and teachers were allied powers against us freedom-fighting kids.:fist:t2:

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He’s as fake as that workshop picture he had done.

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So, if someone punched him in the face (a very punchalble face) because they disagreed with him he’d have no problem with it.

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WTAF is he talking about. I’m pretty GD old and started grade school in the very early 70’s.
Pretty sure I would have remembered if someone at the school got punched out through the years…

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“In the country that I grew up in, the dad would just punch the counselor out.“

Which country is that? When I was growing up my parents always, always, always took the side of the teachers and nuns. They figured if I got hit, I probably deserved it (which was true, to be honest).

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Tuckums has 4 kids. How many teachers has he punched?

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Shouldn’t he be “accidentally” falling out of a window in Russia by now?

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No worries about a tool being dropped on his unprotected feet. None at all. Ever.

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Not while he’s unconscious.

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But he also wants school employees to carry guns.

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Wasn’t Tucker packed off to a juvenile detention center private boarding school? It was probably his fantasy, but no one was going to rescue him from that.

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“What a shitheel!”

*I really need this GIF

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I’m so proud of this meme tophat-biggrin

He’s so fulla shit his hair is brown. Yankistani humans didn’t act like his deplorable worshipers, they were more civilized when he was a sprog.

School staff should attack fucker “tv dinners” carlson.

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