Tucker Carlson Salutes Manly Men

I’ll bet all these dudes have cool workshops.

Version with correct soundtrack:
https://twitter.com/yalinewich/status/1515270324950028288

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And Nazi-adjacent frat boy and trust fund baby Tucker Carlson is soooooo not like those manly men he says we are supposed to be. Reminds me of how the dark haired, brown eyed Hitler told Germans that the ideal German was blond and blue eyed, somehow making himself an exemption to that rule for others.

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It’s literally just clips from Triumph of the Will, updated with new technology…

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The article notes the echos of Leni Riefenstahl.

Hitler didn’t have the recharging infrastructure we have now.

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I am so confused by the guy having sex with the charging station

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Or is it a Dyson ball sack drying machine?

Hard to tell.

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And who is charging who?

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trek kirk with rock ani

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Irradiate your balls for Trump!

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I hope it’s better than their urinal!

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Pwn the libs!

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Wow.

The Fox video editor interns who put this together for Tuck must have been laughing their asses off for days!

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I suspect Tucksy really is too stupid to catch on.

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I was expecting the swapped out Village People music to be “Macho Man.”

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Maybe. I suspect after reading profiles of him over the years that he’s pretty smart and knows exactly what he’s doing. Trouble is, he’s also a conscience-free, soulless grifter.

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Carlton, there’s no need to feel down
I said, Carlton, pick yourself off the ground
I said, Carlton, 'cause you’re in a new town
There’s no need to be unhappy

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Is that smoke coming out of his ass?

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Yeah. Smoke. Let’s go with that. :wink:

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Tucker is rich. Which means he doesn’t need to work at Fox News. He just enjoys manipulating people into fascism for fun.

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As does his employer.

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