Originally published at: Kid Rock mocks FOX News' TV dinner heir over "Testical Tanning" | Boing Boing
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It’s like one of those commercials, that you can’t stop watching because you cannot fathom what the product being advertised will eventually be revealed to be.
Turns out the product is superfascistwhitesupremecyhalitosis, and the song goes a little something like this…
And yes, Mary, it is going a bit too far.
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The more weird guys that toast their balls the less chance they have of being fertile so I say we encourage them.
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I think what we just watched was Tucker coming out of the closet. Some people put up the cliche firemen calendars, some make videos of lumberjacks tanning their testicles. Whatever makes his timber shiver, I guess?
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Of course. Gramps Rock bleaches his testicles.
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That’s the meth.
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No thanks!
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Trump told him it was also a COVID treatment.
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Oh gods, why did I let my imagination go there!?
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It’s only kinky the first time…
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It could be that testosterone levels in American males are dropping because of environmental pollutants. Or it’s part of some long evolutionary curve.
I doubt he wants to go there.
He wants to sell testes toasters.
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Mockable, yes. But let’s not miss, as this Twitter thread points out, that this is all heavily fascist stuff.
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Before tanning, the skins are dehaired, degreased, desalted and soaked in water over a period of six hours to two days. Historically this process was considered a noxious or “odoriferous trade” and relegated to the outskirts of town.
The cost of Extreme Manscaping, I guess.
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Why is a guy famous for his bow ties and boyish looks so concerned about being “macho”?
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Needs more Village People music.
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Apparently, they are looking to recruit testes toaster testers.
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