Kid Rock mocks FOX News' TV dinner heir over "Testical Tanning"

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Critical Rational Thought?

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And it will only get more extreme.

If the infomercials are correct, exposing your junk to red light will increase hair growth.

https://www.amazon.com/Capillus82-Mobile-Laser-Therapy-Regrowth/dp/B075SHTXYF

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Old and Busted: sunning your asshole.

New Hotness: testicle tanning.

LOL. Tucker is almost as bad as Cruz in wanting to be seen as a “real boy”.

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Came here to post what might be the funniest thing I have ever watched:

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The iconography is copied from die Lebensreform school of Völkisch romanticism – the Wellness movement of last century. Full of al-fresco nudity imagery, and this pose in particular.



I’d say “forerunner to fascism” rather than “fascism per se”. Artistically, a big influence on the likes of Arno Breker and ‘Die Partie’.

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It’s weird that high testosterone, manly men have no body hair.

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They all donated it for Tucker’s custom wig collection.

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This is what happens when you take away his sexy M&Ms.

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Seeing as how they don’t normally see the light of day, aren’t white dude’s sacks kinda brown anyway? How would they know the toaster is working?

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I know people have been decrying that satire is dead for years now, but seriously where do you go after they unironically embrace the phrase “bromeopathy?”

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To be fair, testicle tanning does seem quicker and easier than getting a vasectomy.

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What a load of bollocks

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Correction: what a load of leathery bollocks

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Tucker Carlson would have been more apt to call it “Bell End of Men”…

me-thinks-youre-a-bell-end

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Carlson better watch out or George Hamilton will visit his show and kick his ass. If anybody’s going to tan weird parts of their bodies in weird ways it’ll be Hamilton!

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getting vibes of Kelvin’s God Squad from Righteous Gemstones

It just feels like he (and his team) are throwing crazy shitposts up hoping it will have the effect it currently is. Love to hear the brainstorm meeting where all the proposals are being written down. What didn’t make the cut?

Testical tanning is 100% Darwin recommended for cleansing the herd of certifiable idiots. Within just a few generations the overall IQ of the white male population will significantly rise. And none too soon either.

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