Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/06/11/everyone-on-the-right-slowly-t.html
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Oompa loompa doompety doo / I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you…
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Adaptive coloration, to avoid becoming a target of Individual-1. 45 is no doubt dazzled by it: “Hey, I’m on TV! And I sound smart. I should listen to what me is saying.”
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Tell them I hate them.
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Exchanging makeup tips on the phone at night it seems.
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[ETA: maybe we’re being prepared for the return of The Great Pumpkin.]
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I find it fascinating that anti-melanin people are so often preoccupied with tanning.
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Maybe some of the color just rubbed off onto their faces when they were [REDACTED]ing Trump’s [REDACTED].
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Odd, I thought the master race was supposed to be white.
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Court dress always follows the tastes of the monarch.
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Adaptive coloration? Oh - like a chameleon, you mean?
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Like going to the same shop?
Orange is the new White
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If you gotta rage, do it mango? 
It’s the lights. 
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say elected for a second term?
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Trump tans his ass?
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I’m still waiting for a tanning bed accident to happen, like a sequel of Watermelon Man.
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