Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/05/20/man-intentionally-gets-a-spray.html
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Was it Trump?
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Why does the dystopian future we live in have to be the dumbest possible dystopian future?
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I don’t see a difference in each image…
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Orange you glad to be journalist?
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Odd that he married a woman named Melanin…
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Melania, Melanin, Melanie… he’s pretty sure it’s one of those.
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One looks slightly happier than the other, is that it?
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I’m just glad they gave the business a shot, instead of taking online reviews at face value.
To be fair, all salon tanning makes people look orange, to some degree. You only have a few shades to market to a public whose complexions vary widely.
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Obviously one is wearing a shirt and the other not so much. Frankly, I’m surprised you’d miss such an important detail.
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How did the tanning salon manage to darken his hair and irises like that?
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And give him that cocaine sweat-glisten. Oh, wait. That probably happened back at the Vice offices.
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The magic of Vice Photoshop!
Slightly OT.
But has anyone ever given a valid reasoning behind Trump’s terrible orange tan?
I mean i can see why some people might fake-tan, but painting yourself outright orange to an obviously faked level?
He spends millions trying to avoid baldness via hair implants*, but why is the tan so, so bad?
*i remember reading this a while back and it makes sense, it still looks a bit suspect but not a fraction as bad as the tan™
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It’s the same with his ill-fitting suits. The reason is, he’s trying to maintain a jet-set lifestyle while hemorrhaging money at a critical rate. He’s just plain cheap, because he’s forced to be by his own poor judgment.
I don’t care much for spray tans (or any tans, for that matter). All I can say is: free the nipple!
I remember reading that nobody’s seen a tanning booth at the WH, so they assume he’s using a self-tan cream when he does his own makeup to cover his rosacea.
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