Kid Rock mocks FOX News' TV dinner heir over "Testical Tanning"

a realiably effective Idiot Filter.
Charles Darwin approves.
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beat me to it

when the butter melts.

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“bromeopathic” therapy

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So, the premise of this special is partly the falling levels of testosterone in America. Which apparently is a thing. Partly due to ageing population, but also it seems even younger people have lower levels than in the past.

What do you want to bet that the reasons for that is environmental. Microplastics in the water or something. If so, the solution would be evil EPA regulations, not being extra douche baggery.

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I believe his correct title is Lord Salisbury

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… aren’t they at great risk of sunburn?

Ouch.

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Don’t i wish. That would have been the dumbest thing I’ve read all day twenty years ago. Today i read it and think “and…?”

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I’m worried this would be result in a mutation superpower origin story.

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Shirley that is the term for libido-reducing self-medication with bromides.

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It cut together rather well with Village People music. I really couldn’t resist doing this.

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Psychopathic-religious mercenary warning sign.

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