Turns out that injecting semen into your arm doesn't cure back pain after all

Well, but that actually works.

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I remember this guy, I think.

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so, how hot is your doctor? asking for a friend.

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Erythematous Papule is the name of my new band

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That’s just proper experimental method. Next he tries other substances until he finds the right one. Maybe cerebrospinal fluid fluid? Who knows?

Science!

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“An innovative method to treat back pain”?

How… why… what? I just totally don’t understand what possessed this guy.

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A kid I went to elementary school with used to tell us he had injected frog blood into himself as some kind of experiment. Even at 9 years old I knew that wasn’t a smart thing to do, and wondered if he was lying

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Maybe he got “put your arm into it” confused with “put it into your arm?”

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It sounds like he believes the whole menu of far right religious nonsense.

Women’s bodies have a way of shutting that down. It’s called voting.

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I can’t see clearly enough to tell but it sure feels hairy now.

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When people at the gym tell you to “work on your triceps,” this presumably isn’t what they mean.

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When I saw this elsewhere yesterday my sole reason to click through was to see if it was a Florida man.

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One word…cumsprites.

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… Is there a situation where there isn’t a spiderman comic|screencap for? (is totes amused, btw.)

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Don’t know, but there’s probably an xkcd about it.

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If this was an episode of House MD they’d be getting to, “So, what causes back pain and delusions?”

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A duck!

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