Tweaker trout can get addicted to meth in our waterways

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Looks like it’s time to visit the, uh… bait dealer

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But at least they’re getting more of their fish stuff done, right?

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I’m pretty sure I’ve caught some of these tweaker trout. They are angry and disproportionately strong.

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Do we have any data on the incidence of unmedicated ADHD in trout? This seems like a boon for them.

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In your capacity as Duke, do you prefer rehabilitation or incarceration for these wayward subjects of yours?

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“Son, have you done rehabilitated yourself?”

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Well this explains the whole Billy Bass thing.

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Depends on the subject. Trout are released on their own recognizance. Wild salmon are released with a formal apology.

Hatchery salmon face immediate execution…

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I am here for this phenomena.

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What about rogue Atlantic salmon?

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Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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I’m ready.

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