Originally published at: Woman in court for sex with trout - Boing Boing
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Contributed by Allen Rose Hill
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You fuck one fish, and people carp on about it. 
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Look, let’s just get all the fish puns out of the way now.
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You think you’ve finished with the fish puns, but there’s always remora.
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That joke really floundered
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There’s a time and a plaice for that sort of thing…
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She really needs to scale back on that behavior. At least she didn’t get catfished this time.
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The woman should have settled for a good fingerling.
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“How could they cut the power, man! They’re fish heads! Fish heads! Roly-poly, fish heads!”
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She was lucky it was not a snapper.
When it comes to court she may clam up. And be the sole person not to want her head on a pike.
ETA and she was unlucky it was not a rainbow trout. They are reputed to be more broad-minded about things.
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This woman is being schooled with jokes, she’s probably up to her gills with them by now
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All those orcas hitting boats in the last two years? They’re just trying to find out how to get in on the action.
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And no one asked the trout how it feels? Typical fishy reporting.
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I’m both simultaneously asking “How?!?” and saying “NO! NO! NO! I do NOT want to know!”
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