Twitter Bots Say They're Sticking with Trump

[boingboing]

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/08/08/twitter-bots-say-theyre-stic.html

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH a series of interviews with Twitter bots reveals the reasons behind their steadfast support for President Trump.

[blissinfinite67]

This makes perfect sense as to why all my imaginary friends are trump supporters.

[Jorpho]

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[DukeTrout]

@Jorpho

“Notice That I’m Edgy and Young and Diverse” tees are sure to be a hot seller.

I’m none of those things, and I want one!

[manybellsdown]

Wonder if there’s a market for “Notice That I’m Old and Boring and White as Mayonnaise”?

[Papasan]

To tRump this represents the calvary. The Twitter Calvary…

[Enkita]

@manybellsdown

Wonder if there’s a market for “Notice That I’m Old and Boring and White as Mayonnaise”?

You would have a sale here except that I’m also far too middle class ever to wear clothes with writing on.

[turkeybrain]

Certainly there is. Is there not a J Crew near you?

[TripleE]

A MAGA hat.

[manybellsdown]

I … oh god, you’re right.

[Jorpho]

For those who don’t follow Mr. Bolling’s Facebook or whatnot:

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