Two San Francisco nudists save man from being attacked in street by a “crazy kind of pirate guy"with a blowtorch

“There are eight million stories in the Naked City …”

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…the real solution is a city-wide nudist crime-fighting squad.

Bottom Line: SF needs more swinging dicks!

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Why does neither this article nor the original one mention the videographer’s friend, who is clearly seen in the video doing the most dangerous job of snatching the blowtorch out of his hand before the nudists even get involved?

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Well, that’s a character that’s easy to cosplay.
See you all at the next con.

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Totally unrelated to this, but why is this the first article today that I click on comments and it goes directly to the comments and not to a list of all the comments? Is there a technical thing the posters are doing wrong when posting articles that causes this? Whatever the issue, can’t this be fixed finally?

Bravo!

I am interested to learn that nude perambulating is OK in the Castro. Or at least that these two feel comfortable enough to walk around in just sneakers.

I’ve seen some outrageous stuff in SF and the Castro, but this is the best. Not the part about the flamer-wielding-attacker.

The funny part is I sometimes have dreams that I’ll get into a fight, and in the dream everything is slow motion and I feel like I’m in goo. In this video, you see some real-life punches, and it is just striking to me.

/apologies for the pun.

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I’ll bet the Philz helps – when did they put that in?

Also I thought SF outlawed public nudity, last I was in the area they (the nudists) had to have a “cock sock”, and felt so upset about this they’d migrated to a land with more freedoms.

Berkley

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I’d definitely deck that guy with a right hook…

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why is attacker described as “Pirate-type Guy”?
tl;dw… did he have an eyepatch? a parrot? peg leg?
don’t disparage pirates as torch-carrying berserkers when the gentleman is a common miscreant criminal.


there are standards, yo ho!

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That’s what I was thinking. Fishback? Zero Triball, a man noted for his lack of affiliations? The whole story reads like the result of that game where players take turns making up a sentence.

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