U.S.A running out of pandas

Honey badgers, for the bold.


I love the ninja roll at the end, just to prove he’s not a clumsy idiot and it was, in fact, the chair’s fault.


“Once all the Germans, were warlike and mean,
But that couldn’t happen again.
We taught thame a lesson in 1918,
And they’ve hardly bothered us since then.”
Tom Lehrer - The MLF Lullaby - with intro - YouTube


You’re just bitter that molecular evidence finally definitively showed pandas were bears (before about twenty years ago it was a matter of serious debate whether pandas were truly bears or just an example of convergent evolution from a racoon-like ancestor).

Fucks sake, dude, everybody else loves the fluffy buggers, and you’re trying to score worthless Internet Points?

If you can’t find the amusement in the idea that someone calling themselves “mr racoon” thinks it is good that the era of US pandas may be ending, given the long standing debate over whether pandas were related to racoons, well, I can’t help you, I guess.

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