Does anyone else feel sorry for the epileptic shark?
FINALLY people are investigating the serious issues.
âIn an unbylined report, The Derby Telegraph exposes two-thirds of local pies as containing undisclosed substitutes.â
The article doesnât mention pies. If you mean âpizza pieâ then just no. Thatâs not a pizza or a pie, and you wouldnât get one in the UK anywayâŚ
I just want to know it what capacity turkey ham could be cheaper than ham ham (I assume thatâs why it was subbed). If I ordered a, uh, Ham Pizza I wouldnât be angry if it was either. But what the hell?
Itâs better than another report on Trumpâs latest shenanigans, innit?
More pizza! Less politics!
Leicestershire pizza is far superior.
Muslim or Jewish owners maybe? Several of the pizza places that deliver to me are Muslim owned* and only carry turkey ham.
*: At least I assume that they are Muslim owned; they also sell an array of middle eastern dishes.
Good point. I try and be mindful of these sorta things, but sometimes I forget (but Iâm never, ever one of those, âyou can take the bacon offâ peeps)
I live in Derby (not, as you would expect, covered by Derbyshire County Council) and we have some damn fine pizza. Iâm vegetarian so donât care about meat substitutes but I rate my pizza mainly on taste and if cheese substitute ends up tasting nicer without me realizing thatâs what it is, fair enough.
Mama Janeâs is the best, by the way.
Itâs important that we keep consumers safe from any misleading or false information when it comes to whatâs in their food.
Thatâs the governmentâs job? Here in the US we just rely on the invisible hand of the free market. Whatâs the worst that could happen?
Dr Pepper?
(Actually, I really like Dr Pepper. Just had to make the joke)
So youâre in the âpizza is a hot open-faced sandwichâ camp, not the âpizza is a savoury pieâ camp?
HAVE FUN WITH ALL THE DUMB ANTI-PIE LOSERS
So whatâs an observant Jew doing selling cheese-and-turkey-ham, anyway? Or is it cheese-substitute-and-turkey-ham?
Thatâs kosher, I guess.
If itâs not cooked in the same oven as the cheese pies.
Still better than Lancashire, where itâs apparently 85%.
âAnalogue pizza cheeseâ, presumably. Or is that an obscure Eurodisco subgenre?
I dread imagining digital pizza cheese!
Not at all. Iâm in the camp that believes pizza is bruscheta for kleptomaniac arsonists.
Good point. Then they are definitely Muslim.
I have a friend who moved to Leicestershire from NYC. He refuses to eat the pizza.
That makes no sense - if you care about what you put in your body, you should care whether itâs real cheese or not, I would think.
