Umbrella reveals Mickey Mouse when it rains

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It is the Mark of the Beast, as foretold in prophecy.

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I’m not certain I follow. So, when it rains, his little red shorts come off?

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Ha! No thanks! I used to have one of these, and when I went to San Francisco everybody was trying to pee on it. Never again!

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I’d go for it if it was the penis monster from Barbarella.

When I read this, I cannot help but hear the sentence in my head being finished off with a little Mickey-style giggle.

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Wait, what?

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I enjoy that the “penis monster from Barbarella” apparently didn’t faze you at all.

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Wait, what?

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Of all the beasts, Mickey is the most innocent. :grinning:

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