Unbelievable tale of a gentleman's unfortunate bottle encounter

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“Whatcha waiting for! Just break the glass!”

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Reads like an excerpt from The Strange Death of Sherlock Holmes.

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Given the age of the article, this is written before WC become common appliances everywhere, and usually you would do your thing in a pot or pan. Probably the student thought it was going to be tidier just to urinate inside the bottle. The neck was entirely too small to “have relations with it”.

Now picture yourself trying to pee in a bottle, with little ilumination, and trying not to make a mess. Would you go for the olympic pee sniper gold, or would you get your pecker close enough so no possibility of spillage was possible?

You’d probably suffer the same fate. :rofl:

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If you where a chemistry student, yeah.

A bottle in which some potassium had been kept in naphtha, and which had been used up in experiments, was standing in his room;

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Consider a spherical penis in a vacuum…

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We are all victims of physics!

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I was entertained by the word ‘spicules’ used to describe the shattered glass itself.

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Depending on one’s aim and lighting conditions, the demo sheds a bit of light on what could happen to a testicle.

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Channeling @papasanI’m a victim of physics right now!

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Men, sticking their dicks where they don’t belong since 1849 forever.

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