Unicorn Chaser


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#2

that was quick.


#3

I sincerely thank you for your journalistic integrity.


#4

You guys need to post the Unicorn Chaser first, so that we scroll down to see it after reading the freaky article. As it is, I see the chaser and go “On no, what’s coming next?”


#5

That planet is going to have one hell of a tidal swing.


#6

Maybe the moon is made of cotton candy?


#7

where did the hand of foot article that was up earlier go? (and I assume the reason for the unicorn chaser)


#8

The unicorn chaser is less helpful after reading “The Equoid” by Charles Stross.


#9

Yep. I missed that so this seems to be a unicorn without purpose.

So I’ll just assume it’s here because of the recent posts about Shia Labeouf.


#10

Well here is a link - warning pictures after jump may have required a unicorn (assuming that the bbc news logo in the preview is not going to change to the picture from the article in which case this response may require unicorn therapy ) Then again you may prefer to follow the Shia LeBeouf line of things.


#11

I’m counting this Unicorn chaser as overdue for Mr. Moth with his distending scent organs. *shivers*


#12

Yikes! I can see where that might require a unicorn.

Though at least the poor guy seems to be in a good hospital. Looks like they’re waiting on him hand and foot.


#13

The picture was supposed to be after the jump? It was right there, front and center, on my RSS feed. GAHHHH!!!111

Thanks for the zippy chaser, Xeni.


#14

First thought on observing: what, a unicorn whose horn is a dandelion puff?


#15

Problem is, I’m now thinking of a unicorn chaser in the sense equivalent to ambulance chaser – “Gored by a unicorn? We can get you a big settlement! Call 555-UNI-CORN to speak to one of our lawyers…”


#16

But let’s not lose sight of the essential truth of unicorns.


#17

Me, I’m all about efficiency.

You’re welcome.


#18

I need a unicorn to chase my boombox?

I’m all confused.


#19

I need a unicorn chaser for the terrible shoop on that unicorn!


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