More like creep on pre-pubescent girls, burn crosses and go gaybashing with 
This guy makes knucklehead fratbros like Dubya look downright virtuous.
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Of course neither of them could have possibly been kidding…
Of course there is no possibility that either of them or both of them were kidding.
That’s a thought. Perhaps mace is what holds his ‘do’ together.
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You show four styles. Suggestion: Try all four on Trump to determine the best tool for the job. Repeat several times if you’re not sure. Still not sure? That’s okay. Keep trying.
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Sorry guys, the quote has been debunked. Seems like Conan O’Brien said it.
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Updated with the debunking.
Fuck! If you can’t trust the Chicago Tribune’s society gossip page, what can you trust?
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Hi Ted. Thanks for joining today to share your thoughts on the value of normalising abhorent behaviour with use. Stick around and read a few other articles.
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By that point nobody will give a shit.
We’re well past the era of “Sandusky Did No Wrong, JoePa Was A Saint”
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It’s emotionally true.
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Reminder: the incoming President of the United States of America wants to bang his daughter.
Wants to? I’m sure he did.
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It’s safe to assume that one could pick some combination of sources and dial in on the truth.
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So only as real as most of the news believed by Trump’s supporters.
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Okay. Good to know. Should have researched a little more, I guess 
Everyone know the right way is to snort coke off the hooker’s breasts.
Breasts get too sweaty.
If I’m your experience the ass isn’t getting sweaty I question your methodology sir!
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Really, snorting off skin is for chumps anyway. And if you’re a gentleman you share with your sex workers.
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Ehhhhhhhhhh it’s bad enough that he’s lusted audibly over his kin, we don’t need to discuss him raping even more of his family than his ex-wife (her mother?)
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We should be thinking about it.
