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No, Uranus is leaking. Mine’s fine, thanks.
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Oh, great this will just give more ammo to those Flatulence Earthers!
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Everybody grows old.
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Oh, I know. I need to work on decreasing fat intake and increasing fiber.
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Olestra was my first thought, too. so THAT’S where all that Olestra went!
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I suspected he was an ass-head!
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Me, too! We got some “Wow” chips 20 years ago or so during a road trip and I remember the hilarity when we saw on the label, “May cause anal leakage.” We made up a whole new jingle, most of which I’ve forgotten, but it included, “Oh, you know the snack to sneak when you want an anal leak: Wow Chips! Wow Chips.”
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The Flat Farters?
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We’re all getting old. It happens.
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Worse, Klingons are amassing along Uranus’s rim
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