Urine-drinking "Vaccine Police" leader says it's his right to drive without a driver's license

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I guess with all the Covidiots and Qanons out there, the sovereign citizens need to branch out if they want to compete in the Crazy Olympics

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How do theses people manage to survive to adulthood?!!

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maybe he drinks his own urine because it’s sterile, and he likes the taste.

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since I’m on the Dumb and Dumber kick:

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Blackadder: We’ve been at sea for weeks. The water has run out. We have to drink our own urine. Why isn’t the captain here with us?

Baldrick: The Captain liked the taste of his own urine so much he was drinking it before the water ran out.

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the line came from Dodgeball, A True Underdog Story… but this works too LOL

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Well, it’s probably the way he would have wanted to go.

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If I were that guy, I’d promote drinking something else. Like a nice German lager. Might as well drink something good.

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That can’t be good for your sodium levels. Pee is pretty salty. That’s what I’ve heard, anyway.

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Actually, licensing your car is “voluntary” but in the same way that paying income tax is “voluntary”: you’re legally obligated to do it, but the government isn’t going to force you to; they’ll just punish you if you don’t.

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Obligatory reminder, in case the gentleman in question discovers this thread:

if you understand your constitutional rights, you have the ‘life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness.’

That would be from the Declaration of Independence, dude.

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Ssippers, as ssip is piss backwards.

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Yeah, backwards seems appropriate.

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He’s talking about drinking piss, so he’d probably be more comfortable with a nice American light beer.

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rimshot GIF

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Confiscate his car till he complies with the law. If he gets another to drive without complying- arrest him.

He should be happy. There’s an unlimited supply of pee to drink in prison.

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That’s really my question. For example, wrapping your car is not cheap, but I have trouble believing this man is good enough at anything to make that much money. Like, as an annual salary.

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