US border guards can't believe Nigerian man is a software engineer, google "questions to ask a software engineer" and give him a pop quiz

I was just asked to balance a Binary Search Tree.

Is that a sobriety test? Maybe he’d been drinking on the plane.

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This reminds me of an incident from ~25 years ago: A black, dreadlocked man had been standing in front of a Beverly Hills residence, waiting for a friend to arrive. Someone in the area called the cops who then brought the man in even after he explained that he was a lawyer who was simply waiting for a friend there. This part was actually shown on local TV: The lawyer had to explain his presence at the residence to a judge, this in order to get released.

Pretty much the same thing happened to a black TV producer (also in Beverly Hills) a couple of years ago.

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Did you know Gilliam considered suing the Bush administration for copyright infringement on the movie Brazil?

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Trick question: no amount is nearly enough!!

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A correct StackOverflow answer would be don’t reinvent the wheel, use an existing data structure.

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Henry Louis Gates was [arrested] after having trouble opening his front door. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Louis_Gates_arrest_controversy)

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Yeah, I’d probably type myBST. and see if Balance came up as an option.

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Thank God they didn’t come across the term “hashing collisions” or they would’ve had him on both drug importation and terrorism charges.

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This extreme vetting turns out to be really shitty.

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Can this man demand the current hourly wage of his job for having to do dumbass programming tricks for yahoos who likely wouldn’t know a do-loop if it bit them on their shiny metal ass?

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… and this interesting tidbit from your wiki link:

“Gates stated that relations between him and Crowley are [now] amicable. He also revealed that he asked Crowley for a sample of his DNA and interestingly enough, he and Crowley are actually distant cousins and share a common Irish ancestor.”

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I’ll bet Crowley’s colleagues would still arrest Gates on his porch though.

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Of course. That ‘one drop of blood’ rule.

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We’re all in this together!

And yet they STILL let that Nigerian finance minister’s nephew’s emails in.

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“How long does your coworker have to fuck about with an aeropress before you get bored and send the graduate out for Starbucks?”

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Only if it’s artisanal furniture.

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“Can you demonstrate to me that you are a software engineer in a way that I, as a complete layperson could understand?”

The correct answer is “No.”

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There’s this box. And it’s full of magic!

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At least those can’t lock you up for giving the wrong answers they don’t understand.

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