US governmental conservationists really hope that young endangered seals will stop getting eels stuck in their nostrils

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I laughed so hard, an eel came out of my nose.

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You know how it is with kids these days. When I was a kid it was snorting pixie sticks on a dare. Now it’s the “eel challenge.”

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So are they in the frat now or what?

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Hey monk seals… Honestly?

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No seal’s nose eels.

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Could be worse, could be ferrets.

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And: “If only I had an opposable thumb!”

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Tide pods, goldfish, eels - damn seal peer pressure.

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Came for a hovercraft reference. Not disappointed. Thanks!

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I think this is the only proper response! Eels, I mean.

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You didn’t like the sketch?

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Endangered you say?
That eel has the approval of a seal.

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I loved it! I’m saying that’s the only proper response to a story about seals with eels in their nose, that song.

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When a wriggling eel fits the nose of a seal,
that’s amore…

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Dumb Pinnipeds Destined for Darwin’s Dustbin

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Eels are the gateway drug; ferrets are for hardcore users.

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Where is the rest of the cheetah?

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When an eel makes you cuss
stuck in your probiscus,
that’s amore

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