OK, so let’s give this to our editor:
Q: Is this a dark-skinned Venomous snake?
A: Yes!
Q: He is a Terrorist!
Q: Um, what if it had been a white-skinned Venomous snake?
A: He is Mentally ill !
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“It would be like looking for a needle in a haystack,”
Would that be a poisonous needle or a venomous needle?
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If you eat it, it’s poisonous. If it pricks you, it’s venomous.
But the deadly molecules don’t exactly care how you call them.
I guess you could say he…
( ••) ( ••)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
popped his monocle. YEEAAAHHH
Car got it
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My cobra don’t want none unless you got cash, son.
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Thank goodness. Srsly.
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Must be an epidemic… I guess a cobra just got loose up in Valencia/Santa Clarita, CA.
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Austin Animal Services is not going to look for the snake. “It would be like looking for a needle in a haystack,” said Austin Animal Services spokeswoman Patricia Fraga.
[/quote]She finished up her time at the podium with “I mean, I’m not going looking for a killer snake, fuck that.”
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