Originally published at: Vibrating pills to help with chronic constipation | Boing Boing
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Old products with new names?
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No, they aren’t reusable.
I’m sure there are… ahem… adult products that have this functionality that are reusable.
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2 hours on, 6 hours off, 2 hours on?
In the coming age of personalised medicine these should be programmable to account for each individual’s own typical transit time. Although chronic constipation may make that moot, I guess.
Or, swallow one every two hours to really get hip to the vibe! After the fourth one, they’re singing in harmony. 
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Not efficacious for roadrunners
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I was going to say… Attack the problem at its source.
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what’s the power-source? (“s’gotta be a battery”) so maybe this isn’t a ‘chew-able’?
(“let’s just hope it isn’t a leak-able”)
(does it come in a chess match version? “hey! that was a purely unsubstantiated petty e.musky rumor! you’re going to be admonished, you are!”)
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Damn, beat me to it.
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I’m curious if that was the inspiration for the developers.
perfect gif
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Everyone wants to be a a cyborg, until it’s time to do a cyborg shit.
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When has Wile E. Coyote not been an inspiration to R&D? /s
ETA: I’m sure they’ve probed it a couple of times in the past…
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Are they TSA approved?
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I dug and I searched, and so far I can’t find any numbers on the dimensions. I wonder if they just bought cell phone tech “off the shelf”.
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The ideal scenario is to pair the pill with a gaming console and use it as a haptic feedback peripheral. They can call it Deep Rumble
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The future with the flying cars and colonies on the moon never arrived.
Instead we got this.
The Shitty Future.
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