japhroaig walks into a bar…
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey!! You!! We got a drink named after you!”
The grasshopper looks at the bartender and replies, “Really? You got a drink named Murray?”
You didn’t tell her prior to being admitted; unless you were unconscious or otherwise incapacitated, that’s still asking for it.
Also, conversations with one’s mom while trippin’ balls is just good fun!
Well, she still loves me very much and thinks I’m the bees knees, so thpppppppttt!
“No, but Katy did!”
“Come at me bro.”
Of course she does; that’s what mommies do!
But mine would have still given me business for not telling her in advance. She likes to get all the worrying in that she can…
No matter how old, mature, capable, intelligent, wise, and taken care lf, that’s still their job
Oh, and HI MOM!! I’m pretty sure you’re reading this! You can just text me
Umm… wouldn’t it be, japhroaig swims into a bar, seeing that he’s a fish?
My own mom has no interest in my online antics, oddly.
But there will be hell to pay if she doesn’t hear from me at least biweekly.
You know, if you grab a copy of the pope card image, you’re a Pope too! In Discordianism, everyone’s a pope. (I’m not sure I’m a great pope, I tend to take things too seriously for that. But I’m working on it. )
Came here for this, now leaving satisfied.
say happy birthday to Fabricia for me
She says happy-not-your-birthday back!
(My friends are a little too used to me, IMHO)
[I know exactly what you mean]
OMG! That’s perfect for a steampunk wizard who wants an octopus familiar, too!
(You guys give me strange ideas)
stand sit corrected. Carry on.
But that would clash with my status as High Priestess of the Goddess, though.
I’m pretty content with my position at the moment.