Video of "attack" on Rudy Giuliani shows someone slapped him on the back

Originally published at: Video of "attack" on Rudy Giuliani shows someone slapped him on the back | Boing Boing

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Well, it could have been a polonium thumbtack Rudy. Consider yourself lucky.

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Giuliani claims that if he were not in such good shape

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As a rule it’s a bad idea to touch people in any way when you’re angry but yeah Rudy is obviously being a total drama baby here.

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Thoughts and prayers for poor Rudy.

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Sheesh, old white men will glom onto any chance these days to claim they’re the real victims now.

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So will there be a bipartisan emergency bill passed to specifically protect deranged former mayors?

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Broken Giuliani theory: when an old rich white guy can be touched, well that’s just not right.

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As always, Wonkette has a great take on this.

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Please give Rudy a break. He suffers PTSD from the Battle of Bowling Green. T&P

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I notice his handler dialed 911 to get Rudy a wahmbulance.

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The right wing is playing this up to distract from this

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Looks like an American Patriot™ standing up for democracy to me.

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Well yes, with Rudy it’s always got something to do with 9/11

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Probably shouldn’t touch anyone without permission - even a goon like Giuliani. But he is being a total drama llama.

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Not a parody account, except in the usual Republican sense.

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It’s a shame that a lot of reports are leaving out the best part, the man allegedly slapped him on the back and said

Hey, what’s up scumbag?

Shouldn’t have touched him, sure, but a friendly pat on the back with an insult is a classic New York greeting.

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Amputation, if he touched that black stuff.

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I am prepared to be shocked if the DA even agrees to take this any further.

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Remember, wishing one harm or death can still a thought and/or a prayer. I’ll be having some thoughts for sure.