Video: Sandra Bland's jailer calls Methodist pastor a satanist

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Classy.

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Pshh, those damned Wesleyans.

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Ladies and Gentelmen, I present to you the face of modern Satanism

Fear her!

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Sounds like someone has fresh batteries in his Scrotitilator™

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I expect he’s one of those born again Christians who believe that God said that babes shouldn’t be allowed to hand out the biscuits. So the rest follows.

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I didn’t catch his name. Oh, wait it’s Heddy…Hedley.

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You spot it, you got it.

So…if we have Satanists visit him…what does he call them?

The next victims his department murders?

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ok come on that is totally the face of evil in a cheesy 80s movie.

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Welcome to another episode of “I just… Can’t Even”.

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The sheriff provides us with a perfect, perfectly really (contra Anne Coulter) useful idiot who in one deft, unconscious and self-unaware utterance demonstrates exactly why the Constitutional framers instituted an inviolable separation between churches and the state.

Back in the days when the US was still a foundling nation, the religionious faced their most clear and present danger from religionists. nuff said…

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He called her a satanist. So? I think she should be flattered. The satanic temple has been doing some really awesome work forcing the point on separation of church and state. As an atheist, I consider the satanists allies in the fight for equal treatment under the law, and wouldn’t be bothered at all if I were call one.

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Who would have thought it would be the Methodists? They seem so nice.

My money was on the Baptists.

I thought they said Mephistopholist.

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