Floridaman is a force of nature that is beyond human concepts of good and evil.
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Maybe it’s just me, but did anyone SEE Mrs. Seinfeld, but HEAR Mrs. Castanza?
This was almost a doggone shame…
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“I just couldn’t grasp it,” said his wife, from her front lawn, which inches from her feet descends into a gator-infested swamp with nary a fence to separate canine from dinosaur.
I’m with you on this whole thing. “You come for my dog OR my cigar, and it’s not gonna end well for you.”
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true. we have “salties” (saltwater crocs) here in the Keys. my friend has a private boat ramp that I use and there is a rather large (4m) saltie that hangs around in the canal back there. they are all up in the canals and mangroves. tourist beware!
the story of doggo and cigar dude made the rounds at the marina the other day and almost everyone’s first comment was “just a little one!” followed by “good thing he weren’t no bigger!”
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“Puppy owner, rescuer” - If I could be remembered as just that, I’d die happy.
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This made my day.
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It’s nice to hear that alligator wasn’t harmed.
And in my opinon it’s cute in its own way too.
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I do not want to go to that festival. 
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Not even for the deep fried snickers?
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A better question might be; did he wipe the blood off of it first?
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Not even for the deep fried butter.
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