Originally published at: Vivek Ramaswamy takes a hot mic to the bathroom
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Literally everything about this is the opposite of hot.
Well, we know his party’s working philosophy:
Piles of cash for me, warm pee for thee.
They’ve rebranded trickle down economics for a new generation
Ah yes, Lyndon Johnson’s favorite power play.
Whenever I hear of “someone takes hot mic to the bathroom during live broadcast” the immature adolescent in me always hopes there’s going to be a lot of flatulation and “plop” sounds, and ecstatic groans of relief. “Oooohhhhhh yeahhhh. . . phew!”
I guess this was the launch of Musk’s new streaming platform.
Seriously though: Alex Jones, Andrew Tate and traitor general Mike Flynn on the same call?
Was Trump too busy having his hair dry-cleaned to join in?
Came here to post this if it wasn’t here yet!
Did he wash his hands?
He’s not hanging out with those Luzers.
Well, he’s trying to wash his hands of this whole episode but, here we all are.
I have to post this again, sorry…
(also; ramaswamy is just (still) in the race so that the orange menace doesnt look as insane as he of course is, right? asking for a friend…)
Bathroom sounds are part of the new Xitter branding.
I think he’s been vying for Trump’s VP slot. And maybe this whole thing was really him trying to do Trump a favor, getting folks to forget about the toilet paper on Trump’s shoe by one-upping him in a bathroom-related embarrassment.
In this case, no. Ramaswamy is just a dipshit who is too stupid to mute a mic.
In this installment, Dan and Jordan review Alex [Jones’] return to Twitter Spaces, where he appears on a crowded panel full of luminaries like Laura Loomer, Jack Posobiec, Vivek Ramaswamy, and Elon Musk. Tune in to find out which of these folks forgets to turn off their mic and accidentally pees on stream (it was Vivek).