And everyone knows that Elvis is actually still alive, living in retirement home and still on drugs! It is rumored that be has been battling some undead Egyptian spirit or something with the help of his friend, JFK!! Stay tuned for more!!!
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Well, if vampires were real, Putin would obviously be one. Just look at him. Also he is named Vladimir, which is such a vampire name. 
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don’t be so quick to judge, he could also be an ancient evil spirit trapped in a creepy painting.
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