Another warning about getting your tackle out in public
There was a boy called Billy
Who had a ten-foot willy
He showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now it’s only 2 foot 4.
There is wang in a field in england!
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B-Fleck showed an instant of wang-flesh in Gone Girl. It was all over the papers.
And didn’t we glimpse some of Kevin’s Bacon when he was getting out of the shower in Wild Things?
Plus, there was Jason Segel’s li’l muppet in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
We do need more wangery in mainstream flix, I tellya.
William Petersen’s wang makes a brief appearance in To Live and Die in L.A.
For a second I was all excited because I thought you said @Donald_Petersen.
Wait. I didn’t type that out loud, did I?
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To be fair, it is an exciting wang.
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Young Adam was rated ‘NC-17’ at one point. Then it was rated ‘R’ but I’m not sure that any cuts were involved. Ewan McGregor’s penis can be admired… On the other hand, I did see it when it was NC17, so…
It was cut to bring it down to an ‘R.’ Ironically, the US ‘R’-rated DVD included the cut bits as separate bonus footage. Nifty, but it would have been nice to integrate it back into the feature.
Pics, or it didn’t happen.
Aw shucks.
What was cut? The film, or his wang?
So, same as there is an Internet Movie Database, an Internet Movie Car Database and an Internet Movie Firearms Database, there is indeed an Internet Movie Nudity Database.
Looks a bit sketchy (unsurprisingly), mind.
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What, and violate your BBS’s TOS? Nice try, mod. 
I’ll just leave you with your not-quite-vivid-enough-to-do-me-justice imaginations!
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Johnson?
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Other than the Greenaway examples…
The Crying Game
Watchmen
Quills
The Piano
The Fisher King
Shame
Velvet Goldmine
Sideways
(just going to pause for a moment to reflect on how much I love “The Pillow Book,” and not because of EG’s wang…)
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A Clockwork Orange, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Alexander, One Hour Photo, Eurotrip, and anything I’ve ever seen with Alec Baldwin- who is apparently a giant dick.
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The Simpsons Movie
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“For Y’ur Height Only”
Starring Weng Weng…
Does this count?
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