Watch as a sword fighter is quickly defeated

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Never bring a sword to a flip-flop fight.

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The low tech version of this concept

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I have only two words:

Pocket sand

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That felt a little football/soccer divey…

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Although if he could do that with geta (the wooden sandles) that would leave a dent :wink:

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'tis but a flesh wound.

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A true master knows How to dodge such cunning attack.

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Maybe the smell of superior proweness in that sandal caused the fighter downfall…

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Came here for that. Left happy.

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“no plan survives first contact with the enemy”

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The power of the chancla is real

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shoes resist GIF by Center for Story-based Strategy

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This always struck me as the best spaceship weapon. Just scatter a few bags of gravel behind you when you’re being chased.

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“Everyone’s got a plan 'til they get punched in the face”

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That is what the shields are made for!

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