Originally published at: Watch Florida Man casually jump off a bridge when stopped by police - Boing Boing
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He didn’t do it! It was the one-armed man!
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Contributed by Allan Rose Hill
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Not gonna lie, that was pretty suave
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This happened in Florida, you say?
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It’s hard to believe.
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I’m pretty sure this was in a Carl Hiaasen novel. Several, probably.
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“Ha ha! Fuck you, Land Police.”
“Oh, damn you, Water Police…”
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heehee! yup… gotta watch out for the water cops!
i am routinely stopped more by law enforcement on the water than on the road. Coast Guard doing regular safety stops (i always pass), FWC checking my catch for regulation (if i have a fish or lobster in the box, it’s always legal) or county patrols checking for drunk boat operators (not me!). have only been stopped by highway patrol once in 15 years, county or city cops maybe twice in 25 years…
stopped and boarded at least once a year (sometimes more - especially during lobster season) since moving to the keys!
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You always make where you live sound like a whole lotta fun. Much kudos to you.
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That’s why they need Knightboat
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