Watch out! We are surrounded by 46 wars right now, according to Fox News

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“the left has their “toxic [stuff that people don’t usually die from]”. Can I declare a war on toxic hyperbole?“

I’d prefer you not engage in self harm.

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In the UK that’s usually the province of the right, via the Daily Heil. Any examples of how it’s the opposite in the U.S.?

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It’s because right wingers define it differently. For us, toxic masculinity is the subset of masculinity that is toxic (sexism, homophobia, transphobia, violence), but for Fox News they view all that as real masculinity and therefore toxic masculinity is a war on men.

It’s entirely dishonest, but what do you expect from Fox News.

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You’re thinking of vampires. :wink:

Seriously, though, I think we’ve won the war on cows. Most of them live in horrible internment camps, undergo forced insemination, and we eat them then wear their skins.
(I eat meat, just saying, factory farming is pretty bad.)

The wars on straws and styrofoam…like, who out there is getting upset that we might not have as much styrofoam floating around?

They’re such a pile of

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This is why the US has a $750B/year!
$16B/war/year is pretty reasonable if you don’t think about it at all.

Thank you! That’s gotta be it.

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Toxic stuff kills people. Killing people is very manly. Toxic Masculinity must be like, extra masculine, right?

I’m imagining the three amigos explaining the meaning of infamous

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War on the people who eat peppermint and puff it in your face?

They’ve got a little list! They’ve got a little list!

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War on Gwar?

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Did anybody mention the Emu War?

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All DeWar’s! On the rocks, please.

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