I’m happy to do my part and buy Tucker some sneakers he can wear when he volunteers for the army and patrols the border with neverland.
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It is surprising but that is a steak… because like liberals hate stake or something.
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How would this trigger anyone, except, one would hope, her management to call HR over and have a closed door chat?
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She’s p’wning the libs, though! She’s making them look really silly! /s
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…but, but… but… if people don’t think we’re being repressed and that’s why we’re assholes they’ll just realize we’re assholes for being assholes sake…
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The right has their wars, and the left has their “toxic [stuff that people don’t usually die from]”. Can I declare a war on toxic hyperbole?
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What is the “War on Hot Dogs?” Is this some secret, off-the-books counter-insurgency conflict?
But seriously, the f*ck I’m missing?
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Ditto on “wifebeater[']s.” That’s an established conservative value.
Is the third from the end an attempt to spell “high falutin’”? A grand 19th-century expression.
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I can’t be the only person who wants that sign on my wall.
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The worons.
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Wow, a war on Christmas AND a separate one on Christmas parties? If they’d just consolidated them the list would be 45 long, a perfect tribute to their tangerine god-emperor. Then again, they probably think that because he “won” the election that he counts as 46, even though the count is of people and not presidential terms.
EDIT: I’m also amused by how they actually list “toxic masculinity” without trying to give it a positive spin. Oh no, not our precious toxic masculinity!
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Thieve’s is going to stay with me all day
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The Sackler family.
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I’ve stopped playing “Fox or Onion?” a while ago.
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I think they forgot the War on War…everyone knows how good war is for the Amurikan economy!
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War on apostrophes
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Wow, that’s a whole lot of misused apostrophe’s. 
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Only if I can declare a war on false equivalency.
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“Sports nuts”? “Fornicators”? “Liars”? That must be one lonely island he lives on.
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