Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/09/04/watch-pigeon-vs-rat-a-decide.html
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“When you’re a Jet ,
You’re a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin’ day.”
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Hmmm… taking the side of the dinosaur against your own mammal kind. Absolutely treasonous!!
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Like rats have any solidarity with their mammalian cousins… have you forgotten the bubonic plague!
#neverforget!
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Send that rat to Wall St. where it can do some good.
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The rats were only the unwitting pawns of the Tyrannical Bubonic and his dastardly plague plot! They cannot be blamed for falling under the spell of this silver-tongued destroyer!
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LIES, I tells ya! They were IN on it MAN! They knew those fleas were dangerous when they brought them into town!
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All I saw were two rats fighting. One of them happened to have wings.
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But they are so warm and fuzzy 
They do have those creepy little cold hands, though 
In defense of rats as opposed to pigeons, they are way less likely to shit all over your car…
Unless, they get in your car. Then you just gotta burn it down.
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I’ll never look at this Brooklyn Industries tee the same way again
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Is this how bats happened?
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Don’t let the fuzz fool you! They don’t care about you OR me, or any other mammal!
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Same fight, different combats. A story old as time.
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NYC Pigeon: f-ck you, you f-ckin’ rat bastid!
NYC Rat: no, f-ck you, you f-ckin’ sh-tboid!
NYC Human: break it up now, bothayouse f-ckin’ animals!
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I don’t know, man. I’m more on team rat than team pigeon.
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If the rats are out of control, it’s obviously time to call Pickle Rick.
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This line wins the internet today. Thanks for playing, everyone! See you all tomorrow.
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I couldn’t tell which one he was trying to do in (or was just taking the opportunity to get them both), as it looked like he gave the pigeon an extra whack after the rat ran away…
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Bro, why do you betray your fellow mammals like that?
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