Watch the first trailer for Zack Snyder's new Star Wars rip-off, Rebel Moon

I always not watched Angel because I felt it was like the Hercules of Buffy, and who needed that shit first time round let alone a warmed up rehash?

Maybe I’m wrong but the creep factor was there also, and rewatching Buffy with my 12 year old daughter she felt the ick factor was extreme.

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If you mean a sidekick getting their own show, Buffy is the Hercules and Angel is the Xena.

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… but I believe Sorbo is most well known for playing the janitor in the Bernie the Dolphin films

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Wow, I never heard of that one before

  • Wait, LOL WTF did Christopher Plummer just say at 0:29??? “The one ruled by the evil” WHAT?
  • Hang on, Christopher Plummer is in this???
  • This looks so bad it looks like a parody of a porno that is itself a parody of a science fiction blockbuster
  • David Hasselhoff???
  • Head explodes

Ah wait, it’s Roger Corman, all makes sense now. Carry on.

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Buffy /Xena are the real shows. The other two? Why bother?

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He had a guest part on Supergirl along with Teri Hatcher

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Christopher Plummer said he had the most wonderful time in Rome. Probably having nothing to do with acting in that movie.

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The old Michael Caine Jaws (2?) line, I haven’t seen that movie but I believe it is a very bad film. I’ve seen the house I bought with that movie and it is a very nice house.

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Yeah it’s an Italian made Star Wars knock off, the movie should be on YouTube and it’s silly (and bad) but worth watching

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Also there’s a MST3K version

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Down the rabbit hole…

ETA

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As soon as I heard “Princess” … yawn. I somewhat enjoyed his last two, the zombie Vegas thing and the prequel with the safe cracker guy… harmless time wasters.

Knowing there’s TWO parts makes me extra cautious not to bother with the first because then it becomes gambling hoping the next two hours will be a payoff for the total of 4 that you’ve invested in this muck. Plus the eventual Snyder whine that the studios ruined his vision and his fanbois burning down things to ensure a director’s cut.

Pass.

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Don’t insult Buffy!

buffy the vampire slayer GIF

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Oh! The Clown Porn guy. Right…

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Different tastes for different people, yadda yadda

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This right here is the problem. James Gunn wrote the Dawn remake. No sticky Snyder prints on the story - he just directed.
Like many Hollywood directors, someone needs to walk up to Zack and tell him to ‘put down the pen sir’.

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He was in a scifi show called Andromeda. It’s a shame, it got off to an interesting start, but then the jerkass star got the creator booted by the suits and everything went off the rails.

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I’m not immune to the lure of male-gazey trash, but even I couldn’t quite bring myself to watch Sucker Punch.

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Oh yeah, that one.

As I recall, he mainly stands in odd static poses. I think they were paying him by the word and gesture, and wanted to go as cheap as possible.

And the ships move like tiny models on rails, for some reason.

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you would have, had he not be cancelled for his christianity. it’s a tremendous loss for the world.

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