Originally published at: Watch The Ridiculous New Trailer For Steven Kang's SHARKS OF THE CORN | Boing Boing
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I can think of something so much more scary than that; Kephen Sting’s “Children on a Plane”.
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They missed the boat when they didn’t use, “You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Tractor.”
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I realize the series of films is still ongoing (11 films as of 2020!), but it still seems a little late to do a parody/rip-off of Children of the Corn.
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Having a showdown between a great white corn shark and a combine harvester could be a great climax to a film like this; though I guess it could go wrong…
At which point you say, “We’re gonna need a bigger harvester…”
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May I be the first to say that this film sounds so corny it must have jumped the shark for horror films.
(Are those reviews implying it is NOT a parody?)
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“you’re going to need a bigger boat, Malachi”
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“Ripen, you son of a bitch!!”
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Here i thought this was gonna be about moonshiners…
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