Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/02/01/girl-saves-guinea-pig-from-python.html
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Impressive! That little girl just may be a secret demigod.
And the snake let go of the guinea pig at the height of the swing and the pig was launched into space.
(You know what comes next…)
“In space no one can hear you eep.”
To be fair to the snake, if you didn’t want the guinea pig to be eaten, then perhaps naming it after a delicious snack was a bad idea:
Can’t win 'em all.
I honestly can’t decide which of the two animals involved had a worse day, but I do know it could have gone much worse for the guinea pig and much better for the python.
I love that the local paper went with the following:
(With a spray bottle? Seriously?)
But Rosie is wise beyond her years and speaks for all of us when she says:
“And then when I lifted a spade up, I see this python. And I’m like, ‘Oh, crap”
(Edited for spellingz)
Wow. That is dedication! And coolness under pressure.
That’s my rodent, python!
“Oh my, this snake is about to swallow my beloved pet. I should get online and Google ideas for ways to separate reptiles from small animals. Aha! A spray bottle! You two wait right there, I’m going to go check our cleaning supplies!”
So now I put a big fence up and keep a couple of snake experts in my backyard. It’s obvious from the news that I should have done that before I got the guinea pig.
Of course now every time I fire up the barbie and turn my back, they steal my food. We’re so hungry now we may end up grilling the guinea pig anyway.
That’s a big guinea pig!
No wait - this is just an ad for Windex! Ahhh! Where’s the skip ad? Ahhhh!!!
What the snake thought, too.
LoL good one!
With a spade in one hand and a snake on the ground, I think my reaction might have been more terminal for the snake – so, good for that Australian, keeping nature alive.
Traumatic for everyone involved.