Originally published at: Woman swallowed whole by a massive python | Boing Boing
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seven meters?!! that’s a BIIIG friggin snek!
needs more this guy:
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Giant Rat of Sumatra, you’re up buddy.
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At least they are native to Sumatra, vs invasive species!
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She had to have been dead first, right? RIGHT?
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My ‘To Visit’ List:
France
Italy
Spain
Sumatra
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afraid not, soz.
IIRC, the biggest snek is the reticulated python, up to 34ft I think was the record (so in metres, what, 11?).
They’ll drop on you, wrap you up and suffocate you, then, if you are within reach of the cruet, snaffle you.
Which is one of the many reasons I’m holidaying in Belgium this year.
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Oh, balls. I’m going to Greece instead.
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FFS, is Italy still available?
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I have decided to stay local.
Just booked a ticket to Dublin for a long weekend.
ETA:
Patrick said it was all-clear over there now 
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Excellent byplay, you two!
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Tuned into this thread for the St. Patrick reference; leaving satisfied.
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The Olympics need to bring back the classics. The hundred meter partnered inverted penis tug is an event that will really bring in the sponsors.
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