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Dude, I donāt care how long your python isāitās still not cool to captibate in public.
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What was that myth about peeing on worms?
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I think the urgency of the warning scales with the size of the serpentine.
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I guess they need to build a wall, somewhere.
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Pffft. The US has got a MUCH larger snake slithering around DC.
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Python blintzes?
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Thinking of itās skin left behind some monument or some dead hooker in a reflecting pool grosses me out.
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Scaring everyone?
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As a reptile owner I donāt understand how these things get out. Someone was seriously negligent.
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Was there a boy with a scar on his forehead who visited a Warsaw zoo recently?
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Tastesā¦ likeā¦ chickenā¦
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python pierogis
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Letās just say that if you have a large meat mincer, sausages can be made from pretty much anything.
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Iām in Warsaw right now and I havenāt met even one person who was even a bit concerned about this. Itās just an usual media circus on a slow news season. That being said, the fabricated media panic was quite entertaining 
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Let me guess ā¦ According to polish government sources itās probably the EUs fault. Or itās Nazi-Merkels covered attempt to invade Poland with SSnakes ā¦ or something.
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What a wonderful joke, especially for people whose family members were murdered by Schutzstaffel.
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Iām changing my dogs name to Cocaine
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Lemme see: itās not on a plane, itās not trying to eat Hogwartās studentsā¦ nah, not really dangerous. But I can assure you, if it shed that skin, itās definetly looking polished afterwards.
(SCNR)
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