๐Ÿ Giant python slithers around Poland scaring everyone

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Dude, I donโ€™t care how long your python isโ€”itโ€™s still not cool to captibate in public.

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What was that myth about peeing on worms?

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I think the urgency of the warning scales with the size of the serpentine.

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I guess they need to build a wall, somewhere.

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Pffft. The US has got a MUCH larger snake slithering around DC.

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Python blintzes?

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Thinking of itโ€™s skin left behind some monument or some dead hooker in a reflecting pool grosses me out.

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Scaring everyone?

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As a reptile owner I donโ€™t understand how these things get out. Someone was seriously negligent.

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Was there a boy with a scar on his forehead who visited a Warsaw zoo recently?

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Tastesโ€ฆ likeโ€ฆ chickenโ€ฆ

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python pierogis

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Letโ€™s just say that if you have a large meat mincer, sausages can be made from pretty much anything.

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Iโ€™m in Warsaw right now and I havenโ€™t met even one person who was even a bit concerned about this. Itโ€™s just an usual media circus on a slow news season. That being said, the fabricated media panic was quite entertaining :slight_smile:

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Let me guess โ€ฆ According to polish government sources itโ€™s probably the EUs fault. Or itโ€™s Nazi-Merkels covered attempt to invade Poland with SSnakes โ€ฆ or something.

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What a wonderful joke, especially for people whose family members were murdered by Schutzstaffel.
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Iโ€™m changing my dogs name to Cocaine

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Lemme see: itโ€™s not on a plane, itโ€™s not trying to eat Hogwartโ€™s studentsโ€ฆ nah, not really dangerous. But I can assure you, if it shed that skin, itโ€™s definetly looking polished afterwards.

(SCNR)

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