🐍 Giant python slithers around Poland scaring everyone

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Dude, I don’t care how long your python is—it’s still not cool to captibate in public.

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#3

What was that myth about peeing on worms?

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#4

I think the urgency of the warning scales with the size of the serpentine.

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I guess they need to build a wall, somewhere.

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#6

Pffft. The US has got a MUCH larger snake slithering around DC.

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#7

Python blintzes?

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#8

Thinking of it’s skin left behind some monument or some dead hooker in a reflecting pool grosses me out.

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Scaring everyone?

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#10

As a reptile owner I don’t understand how these things get out. Someone was seriously negligent.

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Was there a boy with a scar on his forehead who visited a Warsaw zoo recently?

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#12

Tastes… like… chicken…

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#13

python pierogis

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#14

Let’s just say that if you have a large meat mincer, sausages can be made from pretty much anything.

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I’m in Warsaw right now and I haven’t met even one person who was even a bit concerned about this. It’s just an usual media circus on a slow news season. That being said, the fabricated media panic was quite entertaining :slight_smile:

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Let me guess … According to polish government sources it’s probably the EUs fault. Or it’s Nazi-Merkels covered attempt to invade Poland with SSnakes … or something.

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#17

What a wonderful joke, especially for people whose family members were murdered by Schutzstaffel.
/s

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I’m changing my dogs name to Cocaine

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Lemme see: it’s not on a plane, it’s not trying to eat Hogwart’s students… nah, not really dangerous. But I can assure you, if it shed that skin, it’s definetly looking polished afterwards.

(SCNR)

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