Watch TV's stupidest "hacking" scene ever

could just be perl

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Isn’t Perl just another name for Brainf*ck?

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Lairs! All you have to do is keep your finger on the shift key for a few seconds and it will interpret that as five key presses.

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Poetry works too:

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What? No Swordfish?

swordfish-hacking

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It’s always swordfish.

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Maybe they have a gamer keyboard with n-key rollover?

Given that “Hello World!” in Brainfuck looks like this:

++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.

I’d say that’s a hard “no.”

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I would have done the same ‘cord trick’ - but it was the wrong cord. Try RJ45 next time.

I have actually experienced something vaguely similar, I had a Windows machine that was infected with a common virus (forget which one but I think it led to more bot spamming and remote access), my first fix was to attempt to ‘reinstall’ (not a fresh install), but after coming back online, it was still infected without the necessary service pack, and I could see they were still controlling the computer, I open the registry and they just wildly started deleting registry keys in front of my eyes!

I unplugged the network cord and did the WIPE and full reinstall, applying a downloaded service pack first, in case my ISP issued me the same IP address when the new machine came back online. At least that’s what I THINK was going on, it may have just been dust bunnies and gerbils.

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Bullied by mark harmon??? My movieDad???

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Looks like they were trying to browse bb or bbs with their adblocker off.

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what language is that?

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Looks like Object Pascal (or some similar variant) to me.

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https://www.lazarus-ide.org/

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and make peace with losing your precious data because [insert favorite eastern philosophy misquote about detachment]

Maybe they were misunderstand this:

That had to have been invented by some asshole extrovert manager who also wants panopticon open plan offices for the worker nerds.

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